Cookies for sale
As of September 3, 2026, we have 8 flavors available for sale. This page will be kept up to date. Bookmark it.
Core flavors
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Da Chunk
Classic chocolate chip cookie packed with four kinds of chocolate chips.
You've been lied to your whole life. You've settled for flat, boring, one-note chocolate chip cookies. Not anymore. Da Chunk is a 7-ounce, chocolate-fueled declaration of independence. We've packed it with a dangerous amount of chocolate—four different types to be exact. Semi-sweet for nostalgia, milk for comfort, and two types of dark chocolate for a deep, rich rebellion. It starts with a defiant crunch and ends with a sinful, melty surrender. Are you ready to go all in?
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XXX
Triple chocolate cookie with chocolate fudge frosting stuffed inside.
What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. This is a cookie so dark, so rich, it's a secret worth keeping. A dangerously decadent triple chocolate base, packed with a double dose of semi-sweet and dark chocolate chips, is just the beginning. The real sin is what's inside—a firm, rich heart of chocolate fudge frosting, a dense, forbidden surprise you'll have to break into. This isn't just a cookie. This is a sweet, scandalous affair.
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Basic B*tch
Oatmeal raisin cookie with brown sugar, cinnamon and whole oats.
Yeah, we went there. But this isn't a joke. This cookie is a defiant statement that a classic done right is the ultimate sophistication. It's the one you'll remember, a standard-setter in a world of imposters. We've created a rich, deep combination of brown sugar and cinnamon, packed with wholesome whole oats and unbelievably juicy raisins—no sad, shriveled ones here. The final act is a defiant, confident flourish of flaked sea salt that takes this cookie from simple to pure addiction.
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Dad Bod
Classic chocolate chip cookie with Mini M&Ms and hazelnut spread stuffed inside.
Don't let the name fool you. This isn't just another cookie. This is a secret slob of a cookie, stuffed with a decadent secret. We took a classic chocolate chip cookie, threw in a handful of mini M&M's, and then filled its soul with a thick, rich core of pure, unadulterated hazelnut spread. It's a perfect mess, topped with a dusting of sea salt to give it a sharp, confident finish. This cookie is what happens when comfort food goes rogue.
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Circus
Sweet sugar cookie with a rich cake batter base. Funfetti sprinkles and frosted animal crackers.
Step right up, but be warned—this isn't your childhood cookie. Circus is a carnival of chaos packed into one bite. We've taken a sweet sugar cookie and smashed it together with a rich cake batter base, then hit it with a flood of funfetti sprinkles. But the real show is the mix of frosted animal crackers and melted white chocolate, a creamy, crunchy, sweet-on-sweet combination that defies all logic. This is an all-access pass to a sugar high you won't want to come down from.
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Midnight Peanut Butter
Dark chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips and a dash of espresso.
Some cravings are meant for after dark. This is one of them. We built this cookie for the night owls, on a rich, mysterious base of dark chocolate and espresso. The result is a bold, bitter jolt of cocoa that's perfectly balanced by a generous scatter of dark chocolate and peanut butter chips. It's a perfectly scandalous blend of salty and sweet, a confession you won't regret making.
Core flavors are always available. You can buy them in packs or pick them when you build your own box.
Rotating flavors
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Maple Pecan Riot
September flavor
Maple pecan cookie, toffee bits, drizzled with a maple glaze and chopped pecans.
This one doesn’t shout. It riots. Warm, buttery, salty and indulgent, this maple pecan cookie feels like it should be enjoyed in secret. A soft, rich base infused with deep maple flavor, studded with buttery toffee bits that melt into caramelized pockets as it bakes. On top, a glossy drizzle of maple glaze sinks into every crack, finished with a scatter of chopped pecans for just the right crunch. Sweet, cozy, and dangerously loud.
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Glitched
Limited drop
Walnut chocolate chip cookie with vanilla bean and flaky sea salt.
Something went wrong. We’re not fixing it. Glitched takes everything you know about a classic chocolate chip cookie and introduces a few beautiful errors. Rich vanilla bean runs through a thick, buttery cookie packed with melty chocolate and crunchy walnuts, while a sprinkle of flaky sea salt throws the whole system deliciously out of balance. Familiar at first, a little unexpected by the end, and way too good to reboot. Sometimes the glitch is the best part.
Get access to rotating flavors when you build your own box.