Current cookie flavors for sale

Cookies for sale

As of June 9, 2026, we have 9 flavors available for sale. This page will be kept up to date. Bookmark it.

Core flavors

Da Chunk

Classic chocolate chip cookie packed with four kinds of chocolate chips.
You've been lied to your whole life. You've settled for flat, boring, one-note chocolate chip cookies. Not anymore. Da Chunk is a 7-ounce, chocolate-fueled declaration of independence. We've packed it with a dangerous amount of chocolate—four different types to be exact. Semi-sweet for nostalgia, milk for comfort, and two types of dark chocolate for a deep, rich rebellion. It starts with a defiant crunch and ends with a sinful, melty surrender. Are you ready to go all in?
XXX

Triple chocolate cookie with chocolate fudge frosting stuffed inside.
What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. This is a cookie so dark, so rich, it's a secret worth keeping. A dangerously decadent triple chocolate base, packed with a double dose of semi-sweet and dark chocolate chips, is just the beginning. The real sin is what's inside—a firm, rich heart of chocolate fudge frosting, a dense, forbidden surprise you'll have to break into. This isn't just a cookie. This is a sweet, scandalous affair.
Basic B*tch

Oatmeal raisin cookie with brown sugar, cinnamon and whole oats.
Yeah, we went there. But this isn't a joke. This cookie is a defiant statement that a classic done right is the ultimate sophistication. It's the one you'll remember, a standard-setter in a world of imposters. We've created a rich, deep combination of brown sugar and cinnamon, packed with wholesome whole oats and unbelievably juicy raisins—no sad, shriveled ones here. The final act is a defiant, confident flourish of flaked sea salt that takes this cookie from simple to pure addiction.

Dad Bod

Classic chocolate chip cookie with Mini M&Ms and hazelnut spread stuffed inside.
Don't let the name fool you. This isn't just another cookie. This is a secret slob of a cookie, stuffed with a decadent secret. We took a classic chocolate chip cookie, threw in a handful of mini M&M's, and then filled its soul with a thick, rich core of pure, unadulterated hazelnut spread. It's a perfect mess, topped with a dusting of sea salt to give it a sharp, confident finish. This cookie is what happens when comfort food goes rogue.
Circus

Sweet sugar cookie with a rich cake batter base. Funfetti sprinkles and frosted animal crackers.
Step right up, but be warned—this isn't your childhood cookie. Circus is a carnival of chaos packed into one bite. We've taken a sweet sugar cookie and smashed it together with a rich cake batter base, then hit it with a flood of funfetti sprinkles. But the real show is the mix of frosted animal crackers and melted white chocolate, a creamy, crunchy, sweet-on-sweet combination that defies all logic. This is an all-access pass to a sugar high you won't want to come down from.
Midnight Peanut Butter

Dark chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips and a dash of espresso.
Some cravings are meant for after dark. This is one of them. We built this cookie for the night owls, on a rich, mysterious base of dark chocolate and espresso. The result is a bold, bitter jolt of cocoa that's perfectly balanced by a generous scatter of dark chocolate and peanut butter chips. It's a perfectly scandalous blend of salty and sweet, a confession you won't regret making.

Core flavors are always available. You can buy them in packs or pick them when you build your own box.

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Rotating flavors

Crush Crush Crush

June flavor
Vanilla orange cream sugar cookie with white chocolate, stuffed with orange cream buttercream, inspired by a sherbet push pop.
Some crushes fade. Crush Crush Crush only gets stronger. Inspired by the orange cream push pops that disappeared way too fast on hot summer afternoons, this cookie is pure obsession wrapped in sugar. A soft vanilla-orange cream cookie bursts with bright citrus flavor and creamy sweetness, while pockets of white chocolate melt throughout like little love notes you weren't supposed to find. But the real infatuation is hiding inside—a thick, dreamy center of orange cream buttercream that turns every bite into a full-blown addiction.
Baby Got Mac

Back for a limited time
Rich, buttery, vanilla bean brown sugar cookie with macadamia nuts and white chocolate.
Smooth, rich, and showing off in all the right ways, Baby Got Mac knows exactly what it brings to the table. This buttery vanilla bean brown sugar cookie is baked soft and thick, with deep nutty notes wrapped around crunchy roasted macadamia nuts and creamy white chocolate. Every bite is sweet, nutty, and indulgent - the kind of cookie that turns a classic flavor combo into something dangerously addictive.
Deez Nutz

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* Note: From May through September, white chocolate drizzle topping is not available due to summer temperatures.
Fully loaded peanut butter cookie, with Reese's pieces and crushed Nutter Butters.
This fully loaded peanut butter cookie delivers without apology. A thick, rich peanut butter base baked to soft, nutty perfection is packed with crunchy Reese’s Pieces and chunks of crushed Nutter Butters, layering peanut butter on peanut butter in the most excessive way possible. Every bite is salty, sweet, and dangerously satisfying, the kind of indulgence that refuses moderation.