Cookies for sale
As of July 25, 2026, we have 8 flavors available for sale. This page will be kept up to date. Bookmark it.
Core flavors
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Da Chunk
Classic chocolate chip cookie packed with four kinds of chocolate chips.
You've been lied to your whole life. You've settled for flat, boring, one-note chocolate chip cookies. Not anymore. Da Chunk is a 7-ounce, chocolate-fueled declaration of independence. We've packed it with a dangerous amount of chocolate—four different types to be exact. Semi-sweet for nostalgia, milk for comfort, and two types of dark chocolate for a deep, rich rebellion. It starts with a defiant crunch and ends with a sinful, melty surrender. Are you ready to go all in?
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XXX
Triple chocolate cookie with chocolate fudge frosting stuffed inside.
What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. This is a cookie so dark, so rich, it's a secret worth keeping. A dangerously decadent triple chocolate base, packed with a double dose of semi-sweet and dark chocolate chips, is just the beginning. The real sin is what's inside—a firm, rich heart of chocolate fudge frosting, a dense, forbidden surprise you'll have to break into. This isn't just a cookie. This is a sweet, scandalous affair.
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Basic B*tch
Oatmeal raisin cookie with brown sugar, cinnamon and whole oats.
Yeah, we went there. But this isn't a joke. This cookie is a defiant statement that a classic done right is the ultimate sophistication. It's the one you'll remember, a standard-setter in a world of imposters. We've created a rich, deep combination of brown sugar and cinnamon, packed with wholesome whole oats and unbelievably juicy raisins—no sad, shriveled ones here. The final act is a defiant, confident flourish of flaked sea salt that takes this cookie from simple to pure addiction.
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Dad Bod
Classic chocolate chip cookie with Mini M&Ms and hazelnut spread stuffed inside.
Don't let the name fool you. This isn't just another cookie. This is a secret slob of a cookie, stuffed with a decadent secret. We took a classic chocolate chip cookie, threw in a handful of mini M&M's, and then filled its soul with a thick, rich core of pure, unadulterated hazelnut spread. It's a perfect mess, topped with a dusting of sea salt to give it a sharp, confident finish. This cookie is what happens when comfort food goes rogue.
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Circus
Sweet sugar cookie with a rich cake batter base. Funfetti sprinkles and frosted animal crackers.
Step right up, but be warned—this isn't your childhood cookie. Circus is a carnival of chaos packed into one bite. We've taken a sweet sugar cookie and smashed it together with a rich cake batter base, then hit it with a flood of funfetti sprinkles. But the real show is the mix of frosted animal crackers and melted white chocolate, a creamy, crunchy, sweet-on-sweet combination that defies all logic. This is an all-access pass to a sugar high you won't want to come down from.
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Midnight Peanut Butter
Dark chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips and a dash of espresso.
Some cravings are meant for after dark. This is one of them. We built this cookie for the night owls, on a rich, mysterious base of dark chocolate and espresso. The result is a bold, bitter jolt of cocoa that's perfectly balanced by a generous scatter of dark chocolate and peanut butter chips. It's a perfectly scandalous blend of salty and sweet, a confession you won't regret making.
Core flavors are always available. You can buy them in packs or pick them when you build your own box.
Rotating flavors
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Ghosted
July flavor
Cookies and cream cookie, with white and milk chocolate, stuffed with Lindt cookies and cream truffles.
You know you should move on. But then it crosses your mind... just one more bite. Ghosted is the cookie you swear you're over until it pulls you right back in. A thick cookies and cream cookie packed with creamy white and milk chocolate hides a smooth Lindt Cookies & Cream truffle at its center, turning every bite into one more reason to linger. It's rich, creamy, and just indulgent enough to keep you chasing what you know you can't have. Some things are easier to let go of than others.
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Iron & Grain
Limited drop
Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie, loaded with dark and semi-sweet chocolate, with a dash of cinnamon.
Built on simple ingredients and quiet confidence, Iron & Grain doesn’t need anything flashy to stand out. This hearty oatmeal cookie brings together rich dark and semi-sweet chocolate that melts into every chewy bite, with just a hint of cinnamon for gentle warmth. Nothing overdone, nothing unnecessary—just a familiar, well-made cookie that speaks for itself. Grounded, steady, and quietly satisfying, Iron & Grain lets the ingredients do the work.
Get access to rotating flavors when you build your own box.